[Dylan ~ Seattle, Wa]
Heard on the streets of Seattle by a drunk girl crossing the street!
Drunk girl: Do the drunk drivers know that there are drunk people walking???
Rating
- 4.9: Like I said... (13 votes)
- 4.8: Racing under the influence. (34 votes)
- 4.5: But I'm only prophesying here (8 votes)
- 4.4: Ceramic violence. (12 votes)
- 4.4: Burn it and Turn it (11 votes)
- 4.4: Who invented the door bell? (10 votes)
- 4.4: Nothing like a professional drunk (7 votes)
- 4.3: Get rid of it. (15 votes)
- 4.3: What you are about to see is not a news broadcast (12 votes)
- 4.3: FatFat the Fat Cat (7 votes)
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Archive for the 'Liquor' Category
Watch for Drunk Pedestrians
Posted by admin on September 20th, 2009Ceramic violence.
Posted by admin on August 26th, 2009[Tom ~ Oregon]
I had a really horrible bottle of scotch in my cabinet. So bad I had to make my friend try some, so that he could see how bad it was. He took one sip and said this:
Friend: This is so bad I feel like I should break some of your plates.
Makes for a good argument
Posted by admin on June 11th, 2009[Royal- NY]
“We all know jesus died on the cross, but what this book presupposes is, Maybe he didn’t?”
Variation of a quote from Owen Wilson’s character, Eli Cash on Royal tennenbaums.
Its the first day of the rest of your…hows the rest of that go?
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009[V ~ UT]
By the same man who brought you this gem
Austin: what day is this? suddenly i had a moment of clarity.
I’m gonna need more booze
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009[V ~ UT]
My buddy says this after a long night of boozin as he was beginning to settle down on the couch:
Austin: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….i’m escaping my reality
Nothing like a professional drunk
Posted by admin on June 2nd, 2009[Dr Smokey THC ~ Utah]
“We’re like doctors only not as professional.”