[Ladies Mary and Jane]
Same night, still high, starting thinking about home…And here’s what happened.
(singing)
J: Home, Home on the range!
M: Where the deeeeer and the cantaloupe play….
J: (laughs)
M: Wait…Cantaloupe is a fruit… (laughing her ass off)
[Ladies Mary and Jane]
While sitting, once again, high, Jane looked at her cat, and this is what came of it.
J: Dude! My cat is so cuute! (gets up and walks over to FatFat, the FAT CAT!) Just look at his huge eyes!!
M: Dude, what? (as Jane picks up fatfat and smells him)
J: Oh jeez! He does smell good!!
M: What?
J: Dude! you have to smell my cat!
M: I don’t need to smell your cat!
J: Just smell my cat!
M: Whatever.. (as mary smells the cat) Dude, your cat does smell good.
[Jessica and Nicole]
While sitting high around the house this conversation happened:
N: Lets get Taco’s…Look there is some change right here…Shhhhhhh…. -starts picking up change-
J: Ummm…Nicole, it’s my change…
N: Shhhhhhhhhh…
[No one from no where]
My boyfriend and his friend were high and sitting on the couch when this happened:
S: Hey, bro?
R: Yeah bro?
S: Do you gotta pee?
R: No. man.
A few moments pass.
S: Hey, bro.
R: Yeah bro?
S: Do you gotta pee?
R: No bro.
S: Hey bro. I gotta pee.
And then he finally got off the couch to pee.
[K. ~ NC]
My high buddy broke his silence suddenly with this:
Buddy: I need water. . . Just some plain water. . . I need water from your tap.
[Mark ~ Littleton, Co]
We were hanging out last Friday, passing a pipe around and my friend Heather took a really impressive hit, then this exchange happened between Heather and our nerd friend Tom:
Tom: Ooooo. That was the Dr. Octopus of hits!
Heather: Heh, What?
Tom: Duh, he was one of the best villians.
[Ann ~ Tr, Albania]
While riding around baked and listening to loud music, we suddenly saw a big pile of tires burning, making lots of smoke and smelling awfully bad.
Friend driving the car: Could you please turn that thing off, i cant see anything!
Friend 2: No way man, i dont wanna smell the tire shit!
[Todd ~ Denver CO]
We were attempting to play Texas hold em’ after drinking and smoking. During one hand, we were waiting for the last card and we all sat there in silence for way too long, when finally our friend grew impatient and yelled out:
Friend: Who ever’s the dealer needs to burn it and turn it!
We then reminded her that she was the dealer and was even holding the cards.
[Krissy ~ Lincoln, NE]
My husband and I had just smoked a bowl and we settled into the pillows on our bed to get comfortable;
Husband: Oh man, being high feels sooo good.
Me: It’s like relaxing in a hot tub. . . but there’s no water.
Husband: Yeah. . . we just smoke that hot tub.
We now refer to the act as “smoking a hot tub”.
[Marcela ~ California]
After a lengthy phone call my Buddy hangs up with his sweet ol mom and turns to me & says:
Buddy: did I sound ok?
Me: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening
Buddy: neither was I