[Sarah, Ct]
GirlM: I feel hot and cold at the same time
GuyA: You’re Katy Perry, aren’t you?
GirlM: No, because I haven’t kissed a girl
GirlS: Excuse me?
GirlM: Well, kissed a girl and enjoyed it, no offense to the girl
GirlS: Should I have worn cherry chapstick?
GirlM: No, that stuff makes me sick
Very drunk.
“I think it should be 50/50 and I get 10%.”
My friend and I woke up very hung over one Saturday. He suggested we open one of the untouched bottles of wine from the night before to curb our hang overs. I went to the sink to rinse out a couple wine glasses and as he opened the bottle he said:
“Cut out the middleman, drink straight from the bottle.”
“You’re never supposed to fill a wine glass more than half full. . . because all winos are pessimists.