[Cam ~ Vancouver, Washington]
The morning after a party three of us were making breakfast and just loudly goofing around in the kitchen. Our hung over friend was trying to sleep on the couch in the adjacent living room. He finally had enough and he yelled at us.
Friend: Hey, shut up or I’ll beat you with my stitch of elm!
[Shazbot- Somewhere in Australia]
Waking from a drunken sleep, the reply didn’t miss a beat.
A: Whats that?
J: What is it, boy? go follow it!
The morning after an awesome party, a group of us were hung over at our local waffle house. Some one asked what we should do next, and our most hung over buddy piped up:
“I’m just trying to get through this toast, man.”