http://quotejar.net The best drunk quotes from people at their worst. Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:16:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [Ladies Mary and Jane] Same night, still high, starting thinking about home...And here's what happened. (singing) J:  Home, Home on the range! M:  Where the deeeeer and the cantaloupe play.... J:  (laughs) M:  Wait...Cantaloupe is a fruit... (laughing her ass off) http://quotejar.net/?p=293 [Ladies Mary and Jane] While sitting, once again, high, Jane looked at her cat, and this is what came of it. J:  Dude! My cat is so cuute! (gets up and walks over to FatFat, the FAT CAT!) Just look at his huge eyes!! M:  Dude, what? (as Jane picks up fatfat ... http://quotejar.net/?p=290 [Dylan ~ Seattle, Wa] Heard on the streets of Seattle by a drunk girl crossing the street! Drunk girl: Do the drunk drivers know that there are drunk people walking??? http://quotejar.net/?p=287 [Jessica and Nicole] While sitting high around the house this conversation happened: N: Lets get Taco's...Look there is some change right here...Shhhhhhh.... -starts picking up change- J: Ummm...Nicole, it's my change... N: Shhhhhhhhhh... http://quotejar.net/?p=284 [Tad ~ Nj] Drunk with my GF, I was teasing her and she shot back with this: GF: You better watch it! I'll Benjamin Button you in to next week! You'll be 7 by the time you hit 33! http://quotejar.net/?p=282 [No one from no where] My boyfriend and his friend were high and sitting on the couch when this happened: S: Hey, bro? R: Yeah bro? S: Do you gotta pee? R: No. man. A few moments pass. S: Hey, bro. R: Yeah bro? S: Do you gotta pee? R: No bro. S: Hey bro. I gotta pee. And then he finally ... http://quotejar.net/?p=279 [K. ~ NC] My high buddy broke his silence suddenly with this: Buddy: I need water. . . Just some plain water. . . I need water from your tap. http://quotejar.net/?p=274 [Mark ~ Littleton, Co] We were hanging out last Friday, passing a pipe around and my friend Heather took a really impressive hit, then this exchange happened between Heather and our nerd friend Tom: Tom: Ooooo. That was the Dr. Octopus of hits! Heather:  Heh, What? Tom:  Duh, he was one of the best ... http://quotejar.net/?p=268 [Fred ~ Raleigh, NC] A drunk friend of mine talking about the origin of tie dye: Friend: It's like some clown got drunk on rainbows. . . then puked himself. http://quotejar.net/?p=265 [Ann ~ Tr, Albania] While riding around baked and listening to loud music, we suddenly saw a big pile of tires burning, making lots of smoke and smelling awfully bad. Friend driving the car:   Could you please turn that thing off, i cant see anything! Friend 2:   No way man, ... http://quotejar.net/?p=259