[rEz, Australia]

At a party a few weeks ago one of the girls said she was going to change the song and walked off. A few seconds later we hear this:

R: Take that iPod!!! Muhahahaha.

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Stoned out of our gourds we had severe munchies for some fast food.  We were thoroughly discussing where we should go get something to eat.  My boyfriend had the realization:

Joey: by the time we’re sober enough to drive we’ll realize its a bad idea.

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Happened as a casual form of drunken conversation during a poker game:

Willy: I wonder who invented the door bell.
Ryan: Alexander Graham Bell, he named it after his son.
Tony: His son just happened to be named Door.

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[Sarah, Ct]

Hanging out in my apartment, we were eating oranges and cuddled under blankets when this exchange happened:

V: You almost had an orange flavored blanket…. as opposed to a blanket flavored orange.
S: That would be decidedly less cool.
V: You realize you didn’t question that scenario at all?

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[Sarah, Ct]

GirlM: I feel hot and cold at the same time
GuyA: You’re Katy Perry, aren’t you?
GirlM: No, because I haven’t kissed a girl
GirlS: Excuse me?
GirlM: Well, kissed a girl and enjoyed it, no offense to the girl
GirlS: Should I have worn cherry chapstick?
GirlM: No, that stuff makes me sick

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[Dereck, Salt Lake City Ut]

“It’s a sad day when the chocolate chips are gone. . .”

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