[Shazbot- Somewhere in Australia]
Waking from a drunken sleep, the reply didn’t miss a beat.
A: Whats that?
J: What is it, boy? go follow it!
Rating
- 4.9: Like I said... (13 votes)
- 4.8: Racing under the influence. (34 votes)
- 4.5: But I'm only prophesying here (8 votes)
- 4.4: Ceramic violence. (12 votes)
- 4.4: Burn it and Turn it (11 votes)
- 4.4: Who invented the door bell? (10 votes)
- 4.4: Nothing like a professional drunk (7 votes)
- 4.3: Get rid of it. (15 votes)
- 4.3: What you are about to see is not a news broadcast (12 votes)
- 4.3: FatFat the Fat Cat (7 votes)
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Archive for June, 2009
He’s better than a dog
Posted by admin on June 11th, 2009Makes for a good argument
Posted by admin on June 11th, 2009[Royal- NY]
“We all know jesus died on the cross, but what this book presupposes is, Maybe he didn’t?”
Variation of a quote from Owen Wilson’s character, Eli Cash on Royal tennenbaums.
For the Technologically challenged
Posted by admin on June 11th, 2009[Steve]
Checkin out some webcomics with an older buddy of mine. Came across a real winner- when my friend exclaimed as if he was gunna die
Hit print man! I need that!
we printed it out for him… he says he reads it every day.
An inspired thought.
Posted by admin on June 8th, 2009[R. - Somewhere]
“we have to finish at least everything…
for those who can’t wait”
Like I said…
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009…We’re like doctors…
[Dr Smokey]
I just figured out the cure to cancer
I’ll write it down later
(Later that night)
Awe fuck I forgot the cure to cancer
Its the first day of the rest of your…hows the rest of that go?
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009[V ~ UT]
By the same man who brought you this gem
Austin: what day is this? suddenly i had a moment of clarity.
Hopefully she wasn’t either.
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009[Marcela ~ California]
After a lengthy phone call my Buddy hangs up with his sweet ol mom and turns to me & says:
Buddy: did I sound ok?
Me: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening
Buddy: neither was I
I’m gonna need more booze
Posted by admin on June 3rd, 2009[V ~ UT]
My buddy says this after a long night of boozin as he was beginning to settle down on the couch:
Austin: uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….i’m escaping my reality
What you are about to see is not a news broadcast
Posted by admin on June 2nd, 2009[Tony ~ Utah]
Two friends and I, stoned, at night, decided we wanted to go to a local park instead of sitting on the couch. We pulled up to the dimly lit, fairly empty, but otherwise unassuming parking lot, and noticed another car in the distance headed towards our general direction just as the paranoia set in.
Tony: “This is how stories on ‘Unsolved Mysteries’ start!”
Pretty words come out of my mouth
Posted by admin on June 2nd, 2009[Tobias ~ California]
Even in context this didn’t make sense, But it sure does sound smart.
Almond butter sounds like a cyclical reference