[Ladies Mary and Jane]
Same night, still high, starting thinking about home…And here’s what happened.
(singing)
J: Home, Home on the range!
M: Where the deeeeer and the cantaloupe play….
J: (laughs)
M: Wait…Cantaloupe is a fruit… (laughing her ass off)
[Ladies Mary and Jane]
While sitting, once again, high, Jane looked at her cat, and this is what came of it.
J: Dude! My cat is so cuute! (gets up and walks over to FatFat, the FAT CAT!) Just look at his huge eyes!!
M: Dude, what? (as Jane picks up fatfat and smells him)
J: Oh jeez! He does smell good!!
M: What?
J: Dude! you have to smell my cat!
M: I don’t need to smell your cat!
J: Just smell my cat!
M: Whatever.. (as mary smells the cat) Dude, your cat does smell good.
[Dylan ~ Seattle, Wa]
Heard on the streets of Seattle by a drunk girl crossing the street!
Drunk girl: Do the drunk drivers know that there are drunk people walking???
[Jessica and Nicole]
While sitting high around the house this conversation happened:
N: Lets get Taco’s…Look there is some change right here…Shhhhhhh…. -starts picking up change-
J: Ummm…Nicole, it’s my change…
N: Shhhhhhhhhh…
[Tad ~ Nj]
Drunk with my GF, I was teasing her and she shot back with this:
GF: You better watch it! I’ll Benjamin Button you in to next week! You’ll be 7 by the time you hit 33!
[No one from no where]
My boyfriend and his friend were high and sitting on the couch when this happened:
S: Hey, bro?
R: Yeah bro?
S: Do you gotta pee?
R: No. man.
A few moments pass.
S: Hey, bro.
R: Yeah bro?
S: Do you gotta pee?
R: No bro.
S: Hey bro. I gotta pee.
And then he finally got off the couch to pee.
[K. ~ NC]
My high buddy broke his silence suddenly with this:
Buddy: I need water. . . Just some plain water. . . I need water from your tap.
[Mark ~ Littleton, Co]
We were hanging out last Friday, passing a pipe around and my friend Heather took a really impressive hit, then this exchange happened between Heather and our nerd friend Tom:
Tom: Ooooo. That was the Dr. Octopus of hits!
Heather: Heh, What?
Tom: Duh, he was one of the best villians.
[Fred ~ Raleigh, NC]
A drunk friend of mine talking about the origin of tie dye:
Friend: It’s like some clown got drunk on rainbows. . . then puked himself.
[Ann ~ Tr, Albania]
While riding around baked and listening to loud music, we suddenly saw a big pile of tires burning, making lots of smoke and smelling awfully bad.
Friend driving the car: Could you please turn that thing off, i cant see anything!
Friend 2: No way man, i dont wanna smell the tire shit!